Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Monkey Island jokes



guybrush enter a house. a carpenter greets him

carpenter : hi, can i help you?

guybrush : how much wood could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

carpenter : a woodchuck could chuck no amount of
wood since a woodchuck cant chuck wood

guybrush : but if a woodchuck could chuck and
would chuck some amount of wood
what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

carpenter: even if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
And even if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Should a woodchuck chuck wood?

guybrush : a woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood

carpenter : oh shut up.
Is there anything else i can help you with?

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